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Sep
28th
Mon
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...on tossing it



the bastard was walking on third. picking up some stuff for the apartment.

last night’s dinner was disastrous. i just can’t do my ladyfriend’s recipes as well as she does.

just can’t.

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...border



so, three relatives walk out into the night.

the bastard knows that he’s drivig them back to the thorough borough tonight.

no matter. the mofo logged a lot of driving time to make…
Sep
25th
Fri
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...really?




the bastard’s pockets were empty.

took the second avenue bus home.

while waiting a man who smelled of three day old liquor starts up with me.

“what?”

“you know how much that…
Sep
22nd
Tue
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...on pop quizzes

…special tintin related jackassery edition


dear mr. vernon:

we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. but, we think…
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...tired


so the bastard had to make cookies yesterday.

yeah

cookies.

it was for a photoshoot. you see, it’s christmas time in magazine country.

kinda sucks all the life out of the holidays since…
Sep
21st
Mon
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rushed




the bastard woke up this morning really in a good place because of having a good weekend.

and then he realized that he had a photoshoot in Stanford today.

started running like nutty…
Sep
18th
Fri
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...on descriptions

…special mine’s bigger’n yours edition


“wow, this bathroom is less maintained than a truck stop”

“huh huh huh. yeah”

“nah, this bathroom is maintained like a philips 66 somewhere in…
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hat trick


“ahhhhhhhhhhh”

“whu”

“ewwwwwwwww”

“izzit time?”, the bastard follows up with. you see every distressed utterance from my ladyfriend may mean it’s go time.

“nooooo”

“home invasion?,…
Sep
16th
Wed
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photo essay

…tuesday morning blues


so it’s like this.

the bastard takes the bus for social reasons.

i mean who needs to take the bus when your commute is a 10 minute walk through the gauntlet…
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falling down


last night wasn’t so much with the good.

i’ve come to the conclusion that there really isn’t a “good time” to find parking on this rock.

and last night was no exception.

the bastard…
Sep
10th
Thu
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...on battery acid



you know,

there’s nothing like getting a frikkin jump off on humpday.

the bastard is gonna get into the way back machine and drink some duke a ritas.

maybe get dumb. I’m entitled.

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Sep
9th
Wed
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...on baked goods


FLASHBACK: a long while ago, chicago jerkface, told me of a magical place in chinatown where there are fantastic buns with barbecued pork inside of them.

he told me the name but, i…
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...on burning

…in which we discuss how the bastard doesn’t understand shit


the bastard was getting ready to tip out for the evening.

and i found this little gem on gawker about burning…
Sep
8th
Tue
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...on labor

…or lack thereof.


labor day as defined by wikipedia is

The form for the celebration of Labor Day was outlined in the first proposal of the holiday: A street parade to exhibit to…
Sep
5th
Sat
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...on the moving pictures


this week’s special bonus anime still comes from the last episode of turn a gundam.

the bastard like subtitles for just this sort of action that you can’t get on a bad english dubbing.

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