the bastard feed

2009

December
November
October
September 19
August 14
July 19
June 10
May 20
April 10
March 25
February 12
January 21

2008

December 22
November 29
October 35
September 38
August 36
July 22
June 16
May 50
April 27
March 14
February
January
back in new york. the bastard still doesn’t like other...
May 31st

...on grifting

originally, having “small children” helped parents check their strollers so as to not...
May 31st
ready to roll. I like an airline that shows up early
May 31st
road home....
May 31st
heading back. got stuck at a railroad crossing
May 31st
from desert plains, i bring you love. nah actually hate
May 31st
this just in…walmart am open all night
May 30th
well, apparently they have a chick-fil-a in tucson
May 28th
worst…tacos…EVER
May 28th
big empty…between phoenix and tucson
May 27th
on the ground. the bastard doesn’t like other...
May 27th
desert bound
May 27th

...on jetsetting

so, here’s what i’m thinking. if you’re going to print out your boarding passes...
May 27th
heading out to the desert on a monkey powered sandrail
May 27th
chateau blanc. CHATEAU BLANC!
May 24th
I can’t believe a bar would have DUNE on the tv
May 23rd
... on starting early
May 23rd
...go team
May 23rd
“don’t try to be fun”
— my ladyfriend
May 23rd
...on hoopties
May 22nd
fashion tips for the subway revisited
May 22nd
“at first i thought you were mocking us but then i realized...”
— thug speaking to lizzy...
May 22nd
thanks for holding the elevator…jerk
May 20th
at the car wash
May 20th
sunday driver
May 20th
taking the e train home in the pm
May 20th
the bastard had a little bit to drink last
May 18th
this is the LAST thing anyone needs to be seeing in a...
May 18th
end of the road
May 16th
where's scoop part 5
May 15th
where's scoop part 4
May 14th
where's scoop part 3
May 14th
the bastard has no idea what this is for...
May 13th
where's scoop part 2
May 13th
where is the united states is scoop?
May 13th
“it’s just that i’ve been losing so long”
— 
May 13th
god is in the details
May 10th
...on tedium
May 10th

there's nothing the bastard likes to see...

…than people who have nothing better to do during their lunch time at this crapstand than to...
May 9th

so...

there was a woman who must have lined the toilet seat with paper. because she accidentally tucked...
May 9th
I think these people are here to steal the...
May 9th

delays, delays, delays

woke up and the bastard was glad he was better prepared than yesterday. but it’s raining so...
May 9th
a bastard’s job is never done. glug glug glug
May 9th
what rough beast trudges slowly towards his civic duty
May 8th
...on getting pinched
May 8th
this is why the bastard loves the irish
May 8th
...on the longest wait ever
May 8th
walking after midnite...
May 5th
things the bastard discovered on a sunday
May 5th
a burger, a beer, and a walk through union square
May 3rd