the bastard feed

did you know that you can get sushi on a conveyor belt here?

Aug 31st

this weak in beer

Aug 29th

this hurts the bastard's eyes

Aug 29th

the magic just keeps on coming

Aug 28th

...on rodentia

Aug 28th

and so as is the west...

Aug 27th

...on coverage

Aug 26th

...on jackboots

Aug 25th

wide load

Aug 25th

...on experts

Aug 25th

upon getting a slice, the bastard realizes he is THAT drunk

Aug 22nd

has the bastard mentioned how much he loves this line of...

Aug 22nd

...on the thunder

Aug 21st

this is an announcement

ladies and gentlemen of our fair city. I’m only going to say this once. git out the way!!! ...

Aug 19th

man, this is WHISKEY!

Aug 19th

the bastard is kinda glad he isn’t taking the 6 train...

Aug 18th

...on geekdom

Aug 18th

...on 93 dollars

Aug 18th

...dispatch

Aug 18th

...on parking

Aug 18th

wandering

Aug 15th

you know...

Aug 15th

rain's stopped

Aug 14th

...on the downpour

Aug 14th

“wow, it’s like an episode of the hills just broke out...”
— the bastard to the chairman,...

Aug 14th

life's a beach...

Aug 11th

...on werewolves

Aug 11th

“little boy needs a new pair of shoes, and this is only a...”
— black moses. you introduced...

Aug 11th

hell is, getting a flat tire on your bike on the board walk

Aug 9th

really drunk. white castle to follow

Aug 8th

...on the swerve

Aug 7th

..on giving up the ghost

Aug 6th

...on the well

Aug 6th

“I was like walter payton, in and out”
— scrawny sales monkey, while...

Aug 4th

...on private shows

Aug 2nd

for all of your religious supplies

Aug 2nd