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Sep
5th
Sat
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...on the calling




now the bastard knows what yer thinking.

there’s that frikking bike again and we the readers are gonna read some more maudlin shit about how much you miss the scrambler.

but we’re…
Sep
4th
Fri
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...on death by misadventure



the bastard us laying a bit lower tonite.

yes lobster, you know where I’m going with this.

a part of me died tonite.

as I ordered for what may be the last time,

sauza hornitos

shaken…
Sep
3rd
Thu
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...on scorn



hey lady,

why you gotta bump me like that?

didn’t your mom raise you with some manners?

poise?

grace?

the bastard is gonna go with no on this.

however, you do have mad ignoring…
Sep
1st
Tue
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...on the recession



you know,

the bastard had no idea that the economy had gotten so bad that the almighty needed a second revenue stream.

-the bastard
Aug
31st
Mon
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...on postponing the universe


the bastard had business in the fhills yesterday.

so after waking up at the crack of noon, the bastard set out in his lil blue pill towards the williamsburg bridge.

traffic on…
Aug
29th
Sat
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...on the wait



there’s a storm coming.

not in the metaphorical sense.

but an actual storm.

hurricane my uncle is coming tomorrow.

gonna be a hell of a Saturday.

or not.

-the bastard
Aug
26th
Wed
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...on eclipses




walking down prince street.

doctors appointment.

“how’s about this one, ladies and gentlemen”, a shout from behind.

left onto mulberry

“once upon a time there was light in mah life….
Aug
24th
Mon
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...on nagging




the bastard is a little concerned about his brain lately.

I’m forgetting too much.

there was a time when my short term memory problems were the stuff of humor amongst my friends.
Aug
23rd
Sun
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ok... this is gonna sound stupid



…but the bastard just saw the film julia & julia

and it may have restored my faith in what I’m doing.

talk about it later.

i’m sitting in the crapper in a theatre in kips bay.

…
Aug
20th
Thu
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...on men of letters



someone the bastard knows felt slighted recently.

and it got me to thinking about the power of these tubes we crap out information in we call the Internet.

hell, the first time the term…
Aug
19th
Wed
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...on hunting

…and gathering


at some point in time, red beard talked me into this idea he had.

part of it involved hunting.

so when the hunter safety course was being offered for free in the…
Aug
18th
Tue
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...down one click

…pin the throttle. let out the clutch.



as I settled down for bed,

the bastard thought about the show he was watching.

Charlie and ewan were gonna go the long way around Africa.

…
Aug
13th
Thu
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trudge...


the bastard was late to getting home last night.

spent a good bit of time down by the mystery science offices.

chatting about the nature of the future.

the bastard has these kinds of…
Aug
12th
Wed
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ambiguous...


i’ve thought about this a bit.

and the bastard doesn’t like it.

i don’t talk about it anymore because no one believes it.

“you shouldn’t even be that way”, said one, as if knowing all of…
Aug
8th
Sat
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ascent




as our man strolls off of the f train,

towards points that used to be home but isn’t any longer,

he remembers a night where he met a man who was a boy once when the bastard was a…