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...on explaining

“why are you playing by yourself son?”

“because those kids said they don’t know me”

“well that’s taking the whole don’t talk to strangers thing a little far”

“I think it’s because i don’t have a hat on.”

then it dawned on the bastard, all of these kids were part of an orthodox Jewish day camp.

how do you explain that to your kid?

how do you tell you kid that they may not want to play with you because they may not play with anyone different?

how do you explain that shit?

-the bastard